Ouch Report

Monkey fell on his face and fattened his lips at day care.  He was trying to climb up the slide and cracked down on the cement. They said he only cried for a minute, more of in shock, and then went about his business. What a trooper.  He got a whole popsicle for it too.

I thought the ouch report was pretty funny too. Usually they say things like "scratched his right arm" or "a friend bit his left pinkie finger".  This one says "Fell outside, hit cement, and busted top right side of lip, and bottom lip."  Busted. What a medical term.